Funny SMS Chapter 05 (727 views)
Reality bites:
V live in such a strange country where pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police!
10/15 Dino main logon ne AHmed faraz ko itna yaad kiya k woh ALLAH ko pyare hogaye..
ALLAH pak unko jannat naseeb kare..
Aap sabse guzarish hai k”ZARDARI ko yaad karien.
Why is a lecture greater as compared to a mother?
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Bcoz a mother can put only one child to sleep but a lecture can put whole class to sleep…!
Aasalam-o-alekum
aaj ki taza khbar..
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News paper main hai
Parh lain..!
News reporter nargis se: aapko konsa cricketer accha lagta hai?
nargis: Yuhana
News reporter: mainne cricket poocha hai aapki HOBBY nahi!!
Utha le re maula.
Utha le
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Mere ko nahi re,
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Mere dost ko uthale,
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Uppar nahi re baba,
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.Soo raha hai
neend se uthale.
Hum bhool jaane walon ko aisi saza dete hain..
WAH WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jaane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,
Jota nahi marte
Bass…
Socks sungha dete hain.
Teacher:
what are the similarities among quaid-e-azam, Allama iqbal, Sir syed and liaqat ali khan?
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Student:
Thy all born and died on government holidays!
Dil ki baatien batana accha lagta hai,
Roz DATE par jana accha lagta hai,
Shaadi se pehle dil mai bajtay hain sangeet,
Baad main to bass Qoumi tarana accha lagta hai.
Teri be ruki m aaj tak bhula nahi pyaaya..
yeh is saal ka pehla shair hai jis main FARAZ nahi aya..
Agar kabhi aapko mere SMS recieve na hon,
to aap preshan mat hona,
Kyon k..
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mainne SMS ki factory nahi khol rakhi, Mujhe aur bhi kaam hotey hain..!
Doctor! mariz say: aap ko kiya bemari hai?
Mariz: janab main jab chalta hoon to mera saya pechay aata hai,
Hansta hoon to daant bahir nikal aatay hain,
Or jab koi marta hai to chot lagti hai.
yeh express news walay kitney ganday hain,
Kehtey hain:
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“Jo sab chupatay hain,Woh hum dikhatay hain 
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October 21st, 2008 at 12:03 am
nice bro……..:d