Girl & Boy SMS Chapter 07 (686 views)
Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien??
Boy: 22 december
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
Advise to all the girls..
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Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.
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And
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Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty…
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty..!
1 larke ne achanak 1 larki ko dekh kar bola :
Lafz tere geet mere, Gazal koi sunao kya …
Larki Replied :
Haat mere gaal tere, Kan ke niche bajaoo kya…. {hEY Sexy larkion Be ready I’m coming}
New teacher: Students tell ur name and hobbies.
Boys: im mike, My hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub.
im vijay, My hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub.
im saeed, My hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub.
Teacher: Oh All boys have same hobbies..Now girls..
Girl: Hi My name is BUbble.
way 2 impress a girl
respect her
honour her
love her
care her
obey her
sacrifice 4 her
how 2 impress a boy
just smile once
[game over]
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…
Zaheeen larka+zaheen larki= DOSTI
bewakoof larka+Zahen larki=Love
Zaheen larka+bewaqoof larka= DATES
Bewakoof larka+bewakoof larki = ?
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Love marriage!
If any beautiful girl call u DOG, then u dont be upset bcoz full form of DOG is..?
D=Demand
O=OF
GIRL=GIRL
So next time dont upset..!
Boy can i touch ur software?
Girl: Show me 1st ur hardware!
Boy: Can i Install it in ur system?
Girl: Okay! If u cover it with anti-virus first? HEHE
Girl: Ur da sunshine of my life,without u life is a dreamy cloud,Ur in my heart like de cloud wind in the sky..
Boy: Is this a proposal or a wether report?
Larki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko larka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?
boy: billi to dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali karte PEHLI bar dekhi hai..!
Imagine world without GIRLS..
Road sunsan
Market viran
Na janu na jaan,
Na koi girl frnd k liye pareshaan,
Bus namaz and quran
all boyz direct JANAT-ul-muqam.
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