Naughty SMS Chapter 01 (486 views)
8 Saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya,
Lady vaqeel ne court mai uska penis pakra aur boli kya yeh rape kar sakta hai?
Bacha bola HILA mat! Case haar jayege.
7 saal phele LUX 12 ka tha ab 25 ka hai.
Gareeb aadmi “MUTTH”
kaisay maray?
JENEY do MUSHARAF!
Shaadi k baad larkay k doston ne poocha kaisa raha?
larka bola: kabhi khandan main shaadi nahi karna..Isliye k zara sa zor laga to kehne lagi..Sohail bhai aaram se.
Husband ne magazine pardhte hue pass leti biwi ki choot main ungli Kardi..
Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hai?
Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki hai.
Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya?
Larki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA,
April FOOL !!
ek KHUSREY ki shadi ho gai Suhag Raat ko BV k pas ja k kam shuru kiya to BV se bola andar gaya? BV nahi.
KHUSRA zor laga kar phir bola gaya?
BV jan nahi gaya.
KHUSRA hath laga kar bola na hi edar hai na hi udar hai to phir kedar gaya?
Ek admin e ek randi ko lund pe bitha ke pocha
Tum din mai kitna kama leti ho ?
Randi: 5000 rope
Aadmi: such batao.
Randi: rozi pe bethi hon jhot thori bolongi.
Girl: Brazier dikhao.
Sales man:36 chalega?
Girl: is se choti do
Sales man: 32?
Girl: or choti
Sales man: 28?
Girl: or choti
Sales man: 20?
Girl: thori or
Sales man: bhenji sani plast laga lo Dana nikla hoga.
sex karo daley
agr mil jay akeley
na miley akely to pakar lo us k saheley agr na miley saheley
to zinda bad HATHELY par sex karo daley.
sardar k han dusra larka peyda hawa.
sardarni ko chotey bachey se bohat pyar ho gaya. bara bacha us se jalney laga us ne ek raat apni mama k mamon par zahar laga diya Subha us ne deyka k SARDAR G marey howey they.
Helo zor se helo.
pori jan se helo.
hemat se …
dono hathon se helo.
jetna zeyada helo gey utna hi maza aay ga HALWEY ka.oj jan
Suhagraat ko wife husband se boli “karoâ€
Husband ko kuch pata nahi tha. Wife koi baat nahi jaisa me karongi waisa hi karte jana.
Wife me suit utara usne shirt. Wife ne shalwar & panty kholi usne pant & underwear,
Phir wife ne tangain utha lee. Husband bhi tangain utha k let gia or bola ab ?
Wife: ab aisa kar bhosri k. Bahir se do aadmi bula le, ek meri maryga ek teri.
Teacher: ¡§aaj phir tum late aaye ho. Tumhain period ki importance ka zara bhe andaza hai?
Papu: I know aik dafa meri behen k periods miss ho gay thay, to meri ami behosh ho gai thi, mere abu ko heart attack ho gia tha! Or humara driver gher se bhag gia tha.
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October 13th, 2008 at 11:05 am
hi pappoo batchy, kia haal ha tyra??? web pori ker jaldy say ma to intezar ma bhoora ho raha ho….