Naughty SMS Chapter 05 (601 views)
CONDOOM aur BOOM mein kiya farq hai?
BOOM jab phata hai to aadmi dunya se jata hai aur CONDOM jab phata hai to aadmi dunya pe aata hai…OK JANI
Randi: Doctor ,My hole is 2 big.
Dr Looks In da hole and says:
Oh My Gudness
Gudness
Gudness
Randi: Y R u repeating words?
Dr: Repeat nahi karaha, Awaz goonj rahi hai.
Bv: Kal mainne khwab main lund ka hafta bazar dekha,
Wah kia lund thay..
KALAY,Motay,Gorey,Lambe..MAZA agaya,
Husband: us main mera Lund tha?
Bv: Haan murjha hua tha.
Next day
Husband: Mainne choot ka itwar bazar dekha,Wah kia chootein thi
Chikni,Gori,Maza agaya..
Bv: Meri thi?
Husband: Ussi main to bazar laga hua tha.
Tum Choot main Ghar banalo,
Loray k pillar lagalo,
Boobs ki balconies banalo,
Tatton k bulb lagwalo,
Per gand ka kya karogay?
..
Chalo humnse hi Marwalo
WEDDING NIGHT
ki subha dolhe ne dulhan se pucha k kaisa mehsoos kar rahi ho.
Dulhan: tum ne to COLLEGE K DINO KI YAAD DELADEE,.
PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti.
YOU R RIGHT?
main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi pir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai…
ek aadmi ko koi kam nahi mil raha tha wo dosrey mulakh chala gaya wahan us ko TARAN ki patri saf karney ki nokari mil gai.
us ney apni bewi ko khat lekha k muj ko LEIN ki nokri mil gai hai.
bewi ne khat para aur sochney lagi k lein ki us ne dusri aurat ko pucha us ne kaha wo lein ki nokri pe aur tum deyn pe lag jao.
3 saal bad aadmi aaya to bewi k han 2 bachey they us ne kaha ya kiya hai ?
bewi tum udar lein pe aur main deyn pe lag gai thi.
SARDAR fanechar waley k pas gaya aur bola ik BAD bana do BAD zara mazbut banna.
jab mera POTAR meri BAHU ko chodey to BAD totey na.
Farnechar wala. sardar G ap fekar na karey ap ki BAHU ko pura MAHALA b chodey ga to pir b ye BAD nahi totey ga.
Girl to Mom:
GIRL: mom ye lan kiya hota hai?
MOM: jab tum bari ho gi aur aaci beti bano gi to tum ko b ek lan miley ga.
GIRL: agr buri hoi to ?
MOM: per bohat sarey lan miley gay.
Barish main larki k ghile boobs dekh kar,
Boy: aap ki headlight On hogai hai..
Girl: Bill mere baap bharega tumhien kya?
Boy: Par bijli ka thamba to mera hill raha haina..!
Sudhar jaoo,
Dekha nahi k SADDAM ko phansi hogai
Ye PHANSI tumhien b hoakti hai,
farq sirf itna hoga
K
Saddam Aadmi marwata tha
Or
tum ‘GAAND”
Wife: or andar ..Thora upar..Thora left
Haan! Or thoda left…
Husband: Ooye, maa ki lori tu chudva rahi hai ya lora parking main lagva rahi hai?
Dulhan wahi jo roj chudwaye, bra utar boobs dabwaye, lund dekh peticok uthaye, or lund ander jaye to oui maa oui maa chillaye, wahi dulhan piya mann bhaye
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