Naughty SMS Chapter 08 (479 views)
personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
32 = innocent
34 = calm
36 = agressive
38 = playful
40 = sexy
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42 = ANJUMAN
ek dafa do behne Doctor k pas jati hain …
Ek k Bobs bare hote hain or ek k chote … jis k bare hote hain us ko doctor chote hone ki dawa dete hain … or jis k chote hote hain usye bare hone ki …
den wo log ghar aajati hai … or dawa change hojati hai … bari waley k mazeed bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain … phr doctor se wajah pochti hai doctor wajah batata hai phr dawa deta hai … phr dawa change hojati hai phr jis ka bare hote hain or bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain …
den doctor k pas sirf wo jati hai jis k chote hote hain Doctor pochta hai app ki dosri sister kahan gai … tu wo kehti hai usey Milk pak waley utha k ley gaey …
Ek baba cinema main hans raha tha.
aadm: baba kuin hans rahay ho?
Baba: 20 saal baad aj mera khara hua hai.
Dosra aadmi: baba jee aapne mera pakra hua hai..!
Yeh 1st year ki kakian
Chalakti in ki Chaatian
Hum 1st yr k KAKAY
hamare Lun marien PATAKAY
usne dur rehna hamien nahi gawara
Par ab jo dur hain hum unse
Muthon pe karte hain guzara
Isliye ey larkiyon
Tum bhi Unglion se karo guzara..
1 admi ko jannat main faarishtay maar rahay thay,Dosre aadmi ne wajah poochi
farishton ne kaha is ne dehhi manga,Hum ne dia,Is ne Sari doodh ki nehron ko jaag laga di.
Sardar ki B.V mar gai DOst ne poocha kese mar gai?
Sardar: pata nai yaar,Mun main Mun tha,
Choot main land tha,
Gaand main ungli thi,
Pata nahi aatma kahan se nikal gai!
Where there is love
There is song
To right things
That have gone wrong
There is laughter
As that of children’s in the joy of being together
wo mairy kapray otaar kar
mujay pyaar krnay laga
main nanghee thee jab wo
muj se jism chaar krnay laga
main naiy ehsaas se khush thee
Wo fuck mujay barbar krnay laga
phir lora dia poora gaandh me
meri kooss ko wo daagdaar krnay laga
Sana teri chikni gaandh bee gaiee
Loara kissi ka mazzaydaar krnay laga
mujhay tu loot liya mil kay susaral aur ghar walo nay asghar or azhar nay ..yeh aun ki harkatain khudaa kasam ache nahe
mujhay kar diya jauda biwi se mare asghar ali .jeeti pir bhe maree mohabbat maree sohfar ….
Take the future in ur hands
see it resting in ur palms
it”s not to late to take a stand You”ll be sorry when it”s gone
You”ll be sorry Prerna
1 sardar apne behnoi k saath dosre sardar k pass gaya,
Woh soch raha tha k is ka introduction kaise karoo?
Finally he decided and smilingly said “In say Milain yeh hain hamare..”BHAINCHOD”
Teacher bachey se: batao jab subah larkiya soo kar uthti hain to aankhien kuin masalti hain?
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Bacha: Miss kuin k unk pass tattay nahi hotey..!
Yesterday my lun have an accident wid phuddi n admitted to choot hospital near TOPA chowk,
Dr.TATTA sadi matter is serious..Bund needed so plzz donate ur bund.
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