Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata
hai (outside school
Bull fucking cow)

Student: sir.. sir bahar
aapki maa chod rahe hai.

100 boys se poocha gaya k unko gils ki BRAZIER kis tarha ki pasand hai?
1 ne kaha “WHITE”
2 ne kaha “BLACK”
97 ne kaha ‘UTRI Hui”

Cycle k mistri nay suhag raat k din BV ko pani k tube main lita diya..
BV boli yeh kya kar rahay ho?
Mistri bola: Janu mujhe to SORRAKH pani main hi naza aata hai.

UPDATED DITIONARY

STUPID MAN
lull admi

TO HATE
Lun ty Rakhana

FRUSTRATED
Tatty Lamak Jana

DESTROY
Lory lagana

IGNORE
LUnd Py Thand Hona

POWERFUL
Tatton Main Pani Hona

MILD LOSS
Bunnd PHatna

BIG LOSS
Phat kar Hath main aa Jana

DO WRONG
bunnd Marwana

JEALOUS
Chuain sir jana

REFUSAL
Mera Lun Kara Ay

RUN AWAY
Bunnd Dikhana

FEAR
tatty Shot hona

STOP BEING FRANK
Bohta lun ty na Charrh

INTERUPTING
Pehly Tusi Yawa Lo

1 Larki zor zor se gana ga rahi thi
Mujhe Rang de,
Mujhe Rang de,
Mujhe Rang de,
..
..
..
Larki ki maa ne ussay bht maaraa..
,..
kuin?
..
Kuin k ..
larki totli thi..

Lahori goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Lahori: koi maal dikhaoo khan: Yeh 3 larka hai
lahori: Koi larki nahi hai kya?
Khan(Gun nikal k) O behn ka kus tum zana karta hai.

your sms is like a girls periods,Comes only once a month.
Look at me,My sms are like sperm,Comes everyday to 2 to 3 times.
So be a man and do SMS daily..!
Shiddat se mujhe aansu bahane de aaj GHALIB
Ek hi triple thi Computer main woh bhi delete hogayi..

Suhag raat ko sardar apni dulhan ki aankhien choom raha tha
Dulhan asked: kya kar rahay ho?
Sardar said: aankhien choom raha hoon yeh shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hain..
Dulhan boli: nechey library main aag lagi hui hai Aur tu kitab main gusa hua hai..

Shadi Shuda Aurat Ki Raat Bht Takleef de hoti he. kabhi baccha jaag gaya to kabhi shohar.
1 ko doodh chahiye to dosrey ko choot

Inn Pathano Se Dosti Achi Nahi FARAZ,

Chota Tere Surakh Hai, Kuch To Khayal Kar.. ; )

PUNJABI teacher to a student :Table par ink kisne girai hai?
‘isko punjabi me bol ke batao’
Student : Eh kine maa chudai hai..
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Teacher: Koi aisi cheez batao jo k bohat wazan uthati he par uska apna wazan nhi hota?

Student: brazier.

Ek Bazurg Blue Film dekh k zor zor se hath hilane laga.

Boy:Kya hua baba gee ?

Baba:Hona kya hai Beta, 30 sal baad mushkil se khara hua, to hath so gaya..

Aik chor Pthan k ghar pakra gaya.
Khan ny apny baiton ko kaha, Es ki GAND maro

Us baiton ny bari bari try ki magar kisi ka bhi andar na gaya,

Khan ne ghussy main kaha Chhuri lao or Es ki Gand phar do,

Ye sun k Chor bola: Khan sb, marzi tay tusi apni karni ay ik wari Thook la k try karlo.

Sardar:Ooe murgi kitne ki hai?
Dukandar:30 rupay ki.
Sardar:Hain 30 rupay ki,itni susti keu?
Dukandar:Ise AIDS hai.
Sardar:De do.Khani hai bund thori marni hai

Perfume wala : “Sahab perfume lelo perfume lelo.“

sardar: 25 paise wala dikhao…

Perfume wala: Gand me ungli dal ke sungh le…!

1 pathan condom lene medical store par gaya or condom ka nam bhol gaya. Dukandar: kia chahiay?
Pathan (apna LUND table pe rakh kar) : khocha is ki casing dedo.

Pati patni SEX kar rahe they Achanak se bacha utho gaya,
PAPA: le bete 10 Rs ICECREAM kha aa..
BETA: asi PUDDU ni haa…
Jo Rs 10 lai apni maa chuda laiye…..

AN English Woman asked 2 Punjabi women.Wat is ur daily routine ? Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna,saara din chulley te,te saari raat LULLAY te

Dulha said to dulhan : i‘ll not fuck u.
dulhan : y
Dulha :qk meray dost kehte hain k chut main dant hote hai. Ye sun kar dulhan dadi ko sab batati hai.
Dadi 2 dulha: beta ye dekho meri chut ismain dant kaha hain? Dulha: arey behn ki lori tere mun main dant nahe hai tu chut ki bat kar rahi hai

Hakeem na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.

bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.

doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

1 Sardar apni bhen k kamrey main gya.

usne wahan 1 plastic ka Lun dekha,

or bola acha……
To ye hota hai Bhen ka Lora….

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

pathan aurat suhag raat ko pathan say boli “sartaj aaj raat aap mujh say ju mango gay may doungi “

pathan khus hokay bola“aacha tum meri maa kay pass so jow aur aapna bhai ko andar bhaijho “.

Girls hostel ki light chali gai, Ek larki ney Wapda phone kar k kaha: Light nahin hai, Admi beijho
Jawab Mila: Admi nahin hai Mombatti sey kaam chala lo

Sardar ko sarak k kinaray peshab kartey deikh kar larki rasta badalney lgai toh sardar bola: jee daryey nahin kyunkey aap jis sey dar rahi hain usey main ney pakra hua hai

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Arz Kiya hai …
Mobile pe surfing karte karte meri rat kat gayi ,Mobile pe surfing karte karte meri rat kat gayi..
Subah uthkar balance dekha to meri GAND fat gayi

bachay ki sunat ka waqat!naaee! komashwaray diya jane lage

chachi boli ‘k chache jaysa nokdar ho”

mami bole is ke mame jaysa gol ho

khala bole “is ke khalo ki tarha topi ho

“naaee”dhoti utha ke bola;aap ke marze ha waisay fashion aaj kal ye wala chal raha ha.

Baat sun jigar,
Koi naya funny SMS aya hai tere pass?
.
Agar hai to
…
Delete kark mobile gaand main le le,
..
Q k bhejna to tune hai nahi..!

Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta Hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola: “Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

Musharaf : yaar mein ne zardari ko gift dena hai kia doon?
.
shujaat : diamond ka haar de do
.
Musharaf : nai yaar koi esi cheez batao jo mein ussay kabhi na de ho
.
Shujaat : BUnd de de

Meri raah main ye WaTTaY kion
Angoor jo chakhta hoon tou khattay kion
Zindagi isi soch main guzer gai FARAAZ
AAhir 1 LuN k nechay 2 tattay kion

1 larki ne stage pe dance kia to sub logon ne taali bajai

Usne sub kuch utaar k dance kia to kisi ne taali nahi bajai,
Q?

Q?

Q?

Q k taali 1 haath se nahi bajti.

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,@
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha

Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the,

parosan ne poocha kia hua?

Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai

parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain

Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, “Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

Pappu sees his parents having sex.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.

ap se kya parda Baji main sub bata deti hoon.
Shab-e-Aroosi ki Kahani mein suna deti hoon, Raat kya raat thi jannat ka gumaan tha jese. Do jawan qalb thay dono hi thay pyasay.
Kis pyar se wo mere pass aya baji, Dono hathoon se mera ghongat uthaya baji.
Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji, Bagh-e-enasheman pe bhi haath lagaya baji.
Laraztay jism main ik bijli si kond gayi , Us ne bosa jo seenay pe lagaya baji.
Naaf tak reeng gayi haye ik khari cheez, Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji.
Dard-e-Lutf se ik haye tou nikli lekin, Dheray dheray mujhey bhi chain aya baji.
Pher tou anay lagaa rug-rug main saroor-o-masti, Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji.
Ik Chashma sa ubalta huwa mehsoos huwa, Aakhri jhatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.
Tha tajasus ke main dekhoon wo khari cheez thi kya, Ik Kheera sa hath main aya baji.
Aap se kya parda baji, Main bataa deti hoon.

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves U. It’s only when U
send her virgin.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

ye larkian bhi kitni chalak hoti hain. Apna 18 Rupae kilo wala doodh dikha kar humara 180 rupae kilo wala ghee nikal deti hain

Teacher: Why cow seems to be depressed while giving milk.
Boy: If someone rubs your boobs for 30 mins and leave you unfucked, u will feel the same.

medam nay sabzi waly ko 50 ka not dety hoy kaha k wo sabzi k pasy kat k baqi pesy wapas kar day.sabzy waly nay muskoraty hoy pocha medam kia ap nay yi not apni badi say nekala hay? par tum ko kesy pata chall…..us par sabze waly nzay masomet say kaha wo medam not man qai-de-azam moskora rahy thy……

Sardar1:(gaate hue)Dekha jo tuze yaar dil me baji gitaar.
Sardar2:Ooee aise nahi, Dekha jo tuze yaar,hila hila k hua bura haal,

lami paa lao(gal wich mala),
naale khol dao(dilan di taran),
teri kise nahin laini(saar bandya),
tere wiche hi chhut jana(sansar bandya)So ENJOY SATSANG…..

7 saal pehle girlfriend k sare ghar pe rehte thay or us ka sath date marna imposible tha. Ab sab ATTA lene sara din line mein khare rehta hain. GEO MUSHARAF.

Q-pakistani ladkion ke mamme bade kyon hote hain?
A-Qyoki woh har aate jaate ko kahti hain AA DAAB

Husband: ye lo sara din lagaya Rikshaw chalaye 400 kamaya or 300 tail lagaya
Wife: yeh lo 2000 Kamay 1 ghenta lagaya or tail bhi ussi ne lagaya..

Guys always say” I LOVE U” to girls but do u know d true meaning of it?
I-m
L=ooking
o=ver d
v=aginal
e=ntry
y=ou must take
o=ff ur
u=nderwear.

Shaab-e-tanhai main dekha jalal lore ka nassein tani tani thi aur moo laal lore ka
hazron randian chud gai udhaar main krz main dooba hai baal baal lore ka.

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