Sardar SMS Chapter 01 (463 views)
Sardar: jab mere bachey honge to 1 ko karachi aur 1 ko lahore chor aaounga
pathan: Woh q?
Sardar: Kal tv pe bata rahay thay k bachon k darmiyaan waqfa zaruri hai..
Sardar to his frnd
“I kiss my wife everyday b4 i go 2 office and You?
Friend: I kiss ur wife after u go to office
Sardar: HAHAHA i kissed FIRST!
Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green,Pink and Yellow?
Sardar: O Yeh Yeh Ji Y not..
My Phone Rings..
“Green Green”, I “PINK” it Up and say “YELLOW”
SARDAR: mujhay phone pay dhamkiyan mil rahi hain.
POLICE: kon hai wo?
SARDAR: PTCL walay hain, boltay hain k bill na diya tu “Kaat Dain Gay.”
Sardar: Cigarette hay?
Dokanwala: We don’t sell cigs.
Next day,
S: Cigrt hay?
D: Kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichty.
Next day,
S: Cig hay?
D: Abay kitni baar kahoon! NAHI HAY! DAFA HO JA nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!
Next day,
S: Hathorra hay?
D: Nahi.
S: Acha? To phir cig hay?
A parrot shits on a sardar
Sardar shouts angrily: CHADI nai pehenta kiya”
Da parrot shouts back:
” Tu chaddi main karta hai kiya”
Sardar jee selected a short height girl to marry,U know y?
..THink
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Any guess
Bcoz
Guru jee kaindee ne k musibat jini chotti howey ona changa hai.
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
Aapko gas trouble Hai, subah subah koi khela karain..
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Ab sardar g roz subah subah apnay Mobile par Snake game khelte hain..!
1 Gadhe ne sardar ko lat mari,
Sardar us k pichey bhaga usey raste main ZEBRA mila
Sardar: Zebra ko lat marte huye bola..
“Saale Night Dress Pehn k ULLU banata hai 
Sardar’s wife deliverd a baby..
Doctor send him SMS..
“Mubarak ho!
Aaap baap bangaye hien”
Sardar g was very happy and forwared this SMS 2 his friends..!
Sardar to doctor:
“Main susu subah 6 bajai karta hoon & poty 7 bajai”
Doctor: To is main problem kia hai?
Sardar: Oo jee meri aankh 8 bajai khulti hai..
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
1 aadmi telescope se aasman dekh raha tha,
Sardar bhi ussay dhiyan se dekh raha tha,
tabhi ek tara toota sardar zor se chilaya..
Wah boss!
Kya nishana lagaya hai.
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October 30th, 2008 at 11:32 am
it`s great yaar…….