Sardar SMS Chapter 02 (376 views)
1 sardar ne nayi chaddi kharidi’ wo pure gao ko lungi utha utha k batata phirta, jab ghar pahucha to dekha AAILA… Chaddi almari me hi rakhi hui thi!
Sardarni writes: Msg 2 sardar: Ghar kab aarahy ho? Message kark batao..
Sardar Writes 2 her: Nahi bata sakta..blnce kam hai.
1st sardar: Rotey q ho?
2nd sardar: 1 truck neeche dene laga tha main aagy se hut aya.
1st: Baach to gaye phir q rotey ho?
2nd: Truck k peeche likha tha ” Phir Milaingay”
Sardar stopts a rikhshaw and asks: Data darbar jaoo gay?
Riskshaw Driver: Ji janab
Sardar: Accha yeh Shooper le jaoo,Wapsi par mere liye chawal lete aana..!
Sardar:main ek eho jehi cheez labhi ay jeehday naal deewar de aar paar weikhya ja sakda ay.
Dooja Sardar:Balley,O Balley!o ki cheez eh?
sadar:MORI
Do Sardarji Bank Lutne Gaye Ke Ko Yaad AAya Ki Hum Gun Lana Bhool Gaye ( Bank Maneger Sardar Tha ) Woh Bola ” BANK AAJ LUTLO GUN KAL DIKHA JANA .”
Teacher 2 Sardar: Story Sunaoo
Sardar: Ek din hum unk ghar gaye to woh sooye Huye thay
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Ek din woh hamare ghar ayee to Hum soye Hoye Thay
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Moral Of Story: Jesa karoge Wesa Bharoge
Sadar: Abba main apni biwi ne SMS kita k raati awan ga.
Main gaya tay O kisi hor nal si,Main Onu Talaak deni aa.
Abba: Chal Chhad PUTTAR
Ki pata SMS na milia Howay.
ek sardar gee ka ELECTRICENGINEER ki post k liya interview tha,
interviewer ne Question kia,
Electric Motor kaise chalti hai?
Sardar Gee :
TorrRrrRrr
Ek sadarni ko apne sardar per barha pyaar aaya to boli K
“Tusi Hazaron main 1 ho”
Sardar ne usko KHENCH k thappar maara or poocha..
“Baqi 999 Kon hain?
2 brother were in same class in school.
Teacher: Tum dono ne apne father ka naam different kuin likha?
Sardar brother: Tusi fer kehna C NAQAL maari hai.
Amitabh in KBC in which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state!
Audience: Clapped!
Amitabh: Shocked and turned behind and found that all audince were sardars..!
Englishman and sardar met inside the toilet.
Englishmen:”Good evening,How do u do?
Sardar: Gud evenining,We take off the pants..Sit and Then Do
How do u do?
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