Sardar SMS Chapter 03 (657 views)
Sardar ko khowab main kisi ne NANGA kardiya,
subah sardar ne apna bank account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k bank main likha tha HBL aapk sapno ko haqiqat main badal dega.!
Sarder dukhi tha
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kisi ne poocha “ku tension mai hoâ€.
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sarder:â€yaar aik dost ko pastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoonâ€
2 sardar tree per baith k gana gaa rahay thay.Achanak aik sardar ulta latak k gaane laga
Dusre ne poocha: Ulta kuin hogaya?
Phela bola: Ab “B” Side gaa raha hoon.
Sardar:
Samose k andar ka masala kha raha tha..
Dost:
Yeh kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
Doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kia hai..!
1 truck dusre truck ko rassi se band kar leja raha tha,
yeh dekh kar ek sardar hass hass kar lotpot hogaya aur kehne laga:
“Ek Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck!!
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na ayee to kya kia jaye?
2nd sardar: neend ka intizaar karne se bhtr hai k banda so hi jaye!
Sardar to nurse: Agar meri beti huyi to kehna FAIL aur beta hua to kehna PASS: bacha paida hote hi maar gaya ..
Nurse: Sardar ji aapki SUPLI aee hai.
3 Sardar aik hi bed par so rahay thay,
Aik ko jagah chotti lagi to woh zameen par so gaya,
bed par say aik sardar ne awaz di: Ooye utthay aja jaga khuli hogai ayee.
Sardar g recieved a msg from his girl frnd..
“I MISS YOU”
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After thinking alot,
Sardar jee replied,
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“I MR.U!”
Weddig nite:
Dulhan: Aj mujhe itna khush karo k mai saari zidagi yaad rakhun
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Sardar ussay sari raat gud gudi karta raha!
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no workâ€
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try itâ€
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet
aik sardar piolot se head phone cheen raha hota hai
piolot :-ye kya karrahe ho
sardar:-ticket hum kharede aur gane tu akela sune wah wah
Sardar biwi k sath bus me” BV: Oji dekho na ye piche wala aadmi kab mere blouse me hath dal raha hai, sardar: oy tusi phikar mat kar BATWA MERE PAAS HAI!
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