Sardar SMS Chapter 04 (652 views)
Teacher to sardar:
give english translation of “SADDAR bazar main golian chal rahi hain”
SardaR: The tablets are walking in the president market.
Ek sardar jab bhi wash room jata to darwaza khula rakhta tha,
kisi ne wajah poochi to us ne bataya “ussay shak hai k darwaze k neeche walay surakh se ussay koi dekhta hai.
Sardar ji doston ke saath tea pi rahay the
sardarji kaafi dair se tea main chamcha ghuma rahay thay…
akhir kar sardar ne chekh kar kaha mainne naya experiment kia hai tea main sugar dhale bagair kitna hi chamcha hilao..
Tea mitthi nahi hoti.
Sardar ne machis li
orr tili jalai
but na jali
dosri jalai
na jali
tisri tili jalai
wo jal gae
to sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or kaha:
ye kam ki ha rakh laita ho
Sardar, Doctor se”When i sleep,Monkies play football in my dreams”
Doctor: take this medicine b4 sleeping”
Sardar: kal say loonga aj raat ko final hai. 
Sardar bacha apnay baap se:
Pap! Mainne bhi apni shaadi pe kanjrian nachani hain,Aapki shaadi ki tarha..
Baap:
Ooyee khotay de puttar!
O terian PHUPIAN theeen..
Man: Sardarji aapk pass mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER q bheja ?
Sardar: Ooye mainne tujhe phone kiya tha par andar se awaaz aai,
Plzz try LETTER!
1 Sardar ko TELENOR main operator ki job mil gayi,
Pehle hi din call aayi”Sir meri telenor ki sim block hogayi hai”
SardaR: te Saaleya u-fone de dim le le.
T.T to sardar in train: Ticket bataoo”
Sardar: ha, ha, yeh lo
T.T:Yeh to purani ticket hai.
Sardar:to train kya abhi showroom se nikali hai?
Sardar’s son was filling application form.
in form it was asked about mother tongue.
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Son!
Main ithay ki likhaaan?
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Sardar!
Likh day putar
VERY LONG.
Sardar: agar operation se mujhe kuch hojaye to ussi doctor se shaadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?
Sardar: to kaya doctor ko maaf kardon.
Sardar g aapko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
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Sardar: AC k pass ja k baith jaata hoon
Aagar phir bhi garmi laage?
SardaR: To AC on kar leta hoon.
Ek sardar ji zebra crossing k black and white path par bar bar idhar se udhar chal rahe thay..
Woh kya soch rahay honge?
Think?
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Aeey piano wajda kiyon nahI?
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