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Sardar SMS Chapter 05 (1,293 views)

Oct-15-2008 By ZohaibJi / Posted in: Sardar SMS Add comments
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http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gif1 sardar ne apney mobile k saath qanchi lakta rakhi thi .
kisi ne poocha sardar je ay kairi science ay..?
Sardar: Kaadi kisay di cal e catni py jandi ay.

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifSardar: Sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
A person asked what he was doing.
He replied, Higher studies!

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gif3 boys proposing 3 girls..
1 boy: Tu meri Laila,main tera MAJNU!
2 boy: Tu meri sasi,Main tera Punno
3rd sardar to sardar: Tu meri HEER tay MAin tera VEER.

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifDoctor to sardar : You have a brain tumor
sardaR: yess(Jumps in joy)
Doctor: Y r u soo happy
Sardar: bcoz if proves that i have a brain!!

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifSardar: Kal mere papa konwien m gir gaye,bht chot lagi..bht chilla rahay thay.
Dost: Ab kese hain woh?
Sardar: Theek hi honge,Subah se konwen se koi awaz nahi ai.

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifShayari by Sardar-

“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifJudge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gif3 Boys proposing 3 girls,
1 boy: Tu meri laila,Main tera MAJNU,
2 boy: Main tera RANJHA,Tu meri HEER
Teesra Sardar tha..
sardar: Tu mEri HEER,MAin TERa VEER!!

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifSardar apni girl friend ko.. I LOVE U” kehta aur gir jata..
I love u kehta aur phir gir jata..
Girl:Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: OOyee im falling in love :)

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifSardar: Kal koi meri bv ka purse se 2000 rs legaya
pathan:Jhoot hai 1500 thay mainne khud gine thay
SardaR: Paise ka masla nahi hai , BAss tu aadmi ka pata kar yaar.

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifSardar 1st time JAHAAZ main betha ,
jahaz runway pe chal raha tha,
SardaR ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:
Mujhe dair horahi hai aur tu By road jaaraha hai..!

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifSardar 2 doctor,
Puray jism me kahin b ungli lagaon to boht dard hota hai,

Doctor sugested full body XRay

when he checkd XRay..
found fracture in his”UNGLI”:

http://mastiup.org/max/bullettulip.gifInterviewer:
What is your qualification?
Sardar: Iam PH.D
Interviewer: what do you mean y ph.D?
Sardar: pass high school difficulty..

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One Response to “Sardar SMS Chapter 05”

  1. usman Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    :D

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